Somebody's doing a whole Jimmy Buffett poolside show at sunset and I'm already three drinks deep with my bikini top untied and zero intention of behaving. Tell me you wouldn't lose your mind a little too, babe.
Somebody's doing a whole Jimmy Buffett poolside show at sunset and I'm already three drinks deep with my bikini top untied and zero intention of behaving. Tell me you wouldn't lose your mind a little too, babe.
Romero vs López at T-Mobile tonight and the whole city's already buzzing — I can't even finish getting dressed without checking the odds. Fight night in Vegas is its own religion, babe. Who are you praying to?
GNR doesn't go on for hours and I'm already so restless I ended up in the shower trying to burn it off. Didn't exactly help. Tell me what you'd do with me like this.
Funny how I spend my whole career being the one people watch and tonight I'm sitting in the dark watching somebody else take it all off. Magic Mike at Sahara and I'm not even pretending I'm here for the choreography. You ever flip the script like this, babe?
Sitting at the bar pretending to watch the game on the screen above the liquor shelf but really I'm watching you watch me. Vegas doesn't have rules this late, babe.
Can't decide what to wear tonight so I'm standing here in my underwear judging every dress I own. Lace or leather, babe?
Backstreet Boys at the Sphere and somehow I'm the one who can't stop singing — my rideshare driver is trying so hard not to laugh. Sing one with me?
Raiders preseason opener tonight and the whole sportsbook is already buzzing like it's January playoffs. I'm here early claiming my spot with a Pepsi and a betting slip I definitely don't know how to read. Who do you like tonight, babe?
Somebody told me there are robots beating the hell out of each other at the Excalibur tonight and I bought a ticket before they finished the sentence. Still trying to figure out what you wear to watch machines destroy each other — thoughts?
Fluffy's about to take the stage at The Chelsea and I'm camped out at the bar with a Pepsi and a good seat. Some nights you just need to laugh until your face hurts, you know?