Been edging myself on this couch for the last twenty minutes and honestly I'm not sure I wanna finish without an audience. You gonna make me wait, babe? 🖤
Been edging myself on this couch for the last twenty minutes and honestly I'm not sure I wanna finish without an audience. You gonna make me wait, babe? 🖤
The coffee maker takes four minutes and I've got nothing to do but stand here waiting — not putting clothes on for a machine that can't appreciate the effort. You'd keep me company while it brews, wouldn't you pookie? 🖤
Vape in one hand and the remote in the other — figured I'd give you the version of tonight I'm not sending to anyone else. You gonna watch or you gonna tell me what to do with my free hand? 🖤
Ninety degrees before noon and I just finished my set — the floor is cooler than the air and I'm not putting a single thing back on. Enjoying the view, cutie? 🖤
The storm knocked the power out for a second and I realized I wasn't wearing anything anyway. Humidity wins, clothes lose. Bet you wish you were stuck inside too. 🖤
MW4 beta in three weeks and I'm already in full prep mode — which apparently means zero pants and a lot of free time. Come keep me company, babe. 🖤
The cold shower lasted about ninety seconds before the air turned on me again — these tiles are the only thing in this place that isn't betraying me right now. Bet you wouldn't survive five minutes in this heat, babe. 🖤
3 AM and I can't sleep so I figured I'd give you something to think about too. Tell me — would you be good or would you make me wait for it? 🖤
Three hours ago I told myself I'd just look up one thing about Roman gladiators and now I'm reading about how they advertised fights with graffiti on walls like ancient fight posters. History is unhinged and I have zero self-control.
Almost 5 AM and I'm lying here counting the ink on my skin wondering which one to add next — the problem isn't finding space, it's deciding which story deserves to stay permanent.